Fun Haiku Poem by Jan Oskar Hansen

Short fun haiku

God didn't like snakes
So he told lies about me
Man loath and fears me

I`m a crippled tree
In the middle of a wheat field
Doing nothing

I`m the big rock
The farmer ploughs around me
One day he bitterly says.


It was the tallest tree
In the petrified forest
Lightning struck in half

I`m the smallest tree
In the woods of trepidation
I starve to stunt growth

At the restaurant
I`m the last the waiters see
Serving stops at three