Gerbil For Dinner Poem by Jacqueline Williams

I invited Greg Gerbil for dinner,
he's such a good friend to me
he taught me to cook, like a sinner
I put on two pounds,  can you see?

I wanted a hobby for weekends
I thought...fishing would be good for me
but Greg frowned and said ' let's have a party'
then invited his friends but not me!

So... I'm having Greg Gerbil for dinner
and carrots and peas which he'll hate
roast potatoes are always a winner
with Gerbil served up on a plate!