Gym And Him Poem by Aniruddha Pathak

To fight flab, nor tone up on health tabs,
Nor yoga to shore up sagging abs,
Gyms for jolly affairs,
Fitness, fine for false airs,
A new route to divorce, lab of labs!
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Husband busy with business and banks: away, uninterested, or incapable. And wife, ‘for fitness, honey'! Gyms and yoga training centres come to help neglected wives. The fitness trainer is young, fit, suave, and receptive. The forcing flab also needs urgent attention. All make up for a good fuel for the flaring fires. Gyms can be new labs, a short route to divorce.
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Happenings |19.08.14|