Handout Quatrains Poem by Michael Pruchnicki

Now that's the best idea I ever heard
take from those who have and give to me
let's have bread and NASCAR on Uncle Sam
let the taxpayer foot the bill and pay the piper

Need to see a sawbones - just line up
with us chombalones and wait six months
for relief from chronic pain - need help
in making mortgage payments?

Vote for those shifty pols who'll raise
taxes because you expect cradle
to grave security in medicine
and remedies for all social ills

Because whether you know it or not
you're a conscript in the vast army
of welfare recipients and in the end
you'll pay a price!