He Wears Vicki Davis' Ties (Apologies To Kim Carnes) Poem by Manager Poet

His hair is ashen and gold,
To most, a pleasant surprise
His neckties are never old
He wears Vicki Davis’ ties
Try one of her ties on
People will glance twice
She’s from New York you know
He wears Vicki Davis’ ties

Her ties will please you
They'll release you
Your eyes won’t deceive you
Most novelty ties are atrocious
And these ties are just what it
takes for a creative rush
Always outrageous,
He wears Vicki Davis’ ties

She let me take them home
It whets her marketing appetite
Her creativity is a neck tie throne
He wears Vicki Davis’ ties
She’ll never fumble on you
One tie I have has hanging dice
The color is a beautiful blue
He wears Vicki Davis’ ties


Her ties will undoubtedly expose you
Look on e-Bay and she’ll show you
Take off those drab ties and wear the ones she throws you
These ties are not ferocious
And the statement they make
won’t make you blush
I tired of having to tell you why
He wears Vicki Davis’ ties


Her ties will please you
They'll release you
Your eyes won’t deceive you
Most novelty ties are atrocious
And these ties are just what it
takes for a creative rush
Always outrageous,
He wears Vicki Davis’ ties


(Thank you Vicki Davis having made the most original, and certainly the most stylish, ties on the planet!)