Hespatulope Poem by Cameron Gallant

T’was two hail and a zubber years ago
M’name was Frictail and I set off at quite a skipdodo
I’was snaring for bear, the wild boreope
I’was snaring the wasm, via hespatulope

Hespatulope do as hespatulope does
Defined as a bunny, fur velvet and fuzz
‘Tis run run run and the animals frazap
All wanting Hespatulope, ‘til the snares go Ka-pap

And I, satisfied, went whistelful home
Skaping the entrails for making jhalome
And once I arrived, I set busy to eat
Of bear and of boreope, wasm which was kheet

For two hail and a zubber years ago
M’was name was Frictail and I set off at quite a skipdodo
I’was snaring for bear, the wild boreope
I was snaring the wasm, via hespatulope

(Published in Print in 'DeSSerted Island: Poem Collection' - 2014)