Hold The Fort Poem by Aram Stefanian

Am I a sap hanging around on this alien planet
A dream digger, or maybe a fifth wheel of a seer?
I used to buzz along saddling the tail of the comet
Once a medium among scattered stars, was I devoid of fear
When it comes to total extinction, I do freak out
I hope the human race got the smarts to not to say uncle
Yet it's only the long green most of you are cut up about
After an astral blast none will survive by a miracle
If I was destined from birth to foresee the days to come
I'd do my level best to prevernt the Earth from exploding
For his secret plans the Dark Prince is beating the drum
My special duty is to outwit him; the fort I'll be holding.