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Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)
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His parents were from Norway, but he was born in Wales, 1916. The family used to spend the summer holidays on a little Norwegian island, swimming, fis .. more >>
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Hot and Cold

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  A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'

'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'

Roald Dahl

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  Eithne Queen of Celts  (9/10/2009 2:30:00 AM)

Short but witty, full fo truth, funny :)
  Rodregos Escanto  (9/6/2009 7:03:00 AM)

OK. I immediately though of...

MY BABEE. MELISSA

reeooowww turning me ON!

MEL IF UR REDING THIS,

SEX 2NIGHT

@ MY PLACE , ILL GIVE YOU A COCK RIDE :)
7: 00 TILL LATEE
NO NEED 4 CNDEMS

ILY BABEE XXX

escantosmilyos drios
  Carolyn Scardino  (7/26/2009 11:14:00 AM)

OK. I immediately thought of hot flashes....
  i <3 bein Me Hate Wanting To Be Her  (4/5/2009 2:59:00 PM)

Roald Dahl is highly one of the greatest poets and authors ever to walk this earth...this simple poe m illustrates that definetly! !

Louii
  Janri Gogeshvili  (3/2/2008 3:02:00 AM)

Witty and beautifully …
  Ian Milligan  (3/1/2008 2:36:00 AM)

Well, I don't about you, Joel, but I can Hardly wait!
  Corinna Hornsby-walsh  (7/15/2007 2:49:00 PM)

I love Roald Dahl. I would have loved to meet him.
  Adrian Currier  (5/6/2007 12:59:00 AM)

is this true? and is it about cheating?
  Joel Lim  (5/3/2007 4:23:00 AM)

this poem is strange!
i'll never want to see a naked woman in my house!

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