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Roald Dahl
(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)
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  A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'

'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'


Roald Dahl

Submitted Date Friday, January 03, 2003



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Eithne Queen of Celts (9/10/2009 2:30:00 AM)
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Short but witty, full fo truth, funny :)
Rodregos Escanto (9/6/2009 7:03:00 AM)
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OK. I immediately though of...

MY BABEE. MELISSA

reeooowww turning me ON!

MEL IF UR REDING THIS,

SEX 2NIGHT

@ MY PLACE , ILL GIVE YOU A COCK RIDE :)
7: 00 TILL LATEE
NO NEED 4 CNDEMS

ILY BABEE XXX

escantosmilyos drios
Carolyn Scardino (7/26/2009 11:14:00 AM)
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OK. I immediately thought of hot flashes....
i <3 bein Me Hate Wanting To Be Her (4/5/2009 2:59:00 PM)
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Roald Dahl is highly one of the greatest poets and authors ever to walk this earth...this simple poe m illustrates that definetly! !

Louii
Janri Gogeshvili (3/2/2008 3:02:00 AM)
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Witty and beautifully …
Ian Milligan (3/1/2008 2:36:00 AM)
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Well, I don't about you, Joel, but I can Hardly wait!
Adrian Currier (5/6/2007 12:59:00 AM)
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is this true? and is it about cheating?
Joel Lim (5/3/2007 4:23:00 AM)
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this poem is strange!
i'll never want to see a naked woman in my house!
Brian Dorn (7/21/2006 11:02:00 AM)
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A portrait of childhood innocence. I presume father must know her quite well also...
Mary-Elizabeth Conn (5/9/2006 3:27:00 PM)
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Hehehehehe! That's rather funny! :) I love this guy!
 

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