Reliably I have been informed
That my words have caused pain
Not by their content though
But by their placement
By the demand of full stops
Of exclamations and paragraphs
It's an advert selling something
Or a shopping list scribbled down
Not a yearly worked novel
Detailing character development
Building to a crescendo
Of climax to cite that it becomes
A masterpiece of literary legend
A dating profile, information set
To guide it's reader to learn
About the author
Hurt feelings of a grammar nazi
What little I could care, less
I be interested in such triviality
Humour and humility stand
As I laugh and write this poem
Perhaps this will avoid
Another literary fight
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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