I'M Loving It Poem by Coolwater Menstruums Shannon Daron Strauss

I HAVENT LOVED PINK SO MUCH SINCE GREASE

THOSE LIPS THOSE HANDS THOSE FEET

HOT; PINK

WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSE TO THINK

HOT.... PINK.... GRUTENDORST, A ROSE FLOWER

.... OR A WOMANS CENTRAL POWER

LOCATED BETWEEN HER THIGHS

PINK MUST BE A GIFT THAT CAPTURES THE MIND

SOMETHING LIKE RED EXCEPT I'VE STOPPED AND WON'T PASS GO

WHATEVER IT IS ABOUT PINK I'M LOVING I DON'T KNOW

.... BUT IT'S GOT ME, ESPECIALLY ON YOU

MAYBE THATS WHY MICKY D'S STAY POPPING AT ALL TIMES; THE PINK SLIME

WHICH ACTUALLY IS GROSS

.... BUT THOSE PINK LIPS HANDS AND FEET OF YOURS

IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE CHORES I WAS THINKING... YOU'D KNOW

THAT I WAS THINKING THE MOST....

THAT HOT; PINK....

I'M LOVING IT