If I Had Paul Newman's Face Poem by Paul Henry Dallaire

CHORUS:

IF I HAD PAUL NEWMAN'S FACE
AND ROBERT REDFORD HAIR
OH! WHAT A THRILL IT WOULD BE

I COULD CRUISE ALL THE GIRLS
IN THE WORLD AND NOT WORRY
OF THEM BREAKING UP WITH ME

VERSES:
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
AND WHEN EVE BIT THE APPLE
AND ADAM'S RIB WENT AND DISAPPEARED

NOW MEN ARE ON THE LOOK-OUT
FOR THAT SUPERIOR MISSING LINK
CRYING ALL THE WHILE IN OUR BEER

NOW I AIN'T GOT NO WIFE
NO DOG OR A CAT
I ONCE HAD A MOUSE BUT IT DIED

(TO BE CONTINUED)