Improper Usage (Visual/Humor) Poem by R.K. Cowles

So, that's how that thing is used
I was curious what that jigamajig was
And what those things at the ends are
Was using it improperly
I was curious why that whatchamicallit was
Positioned inside
Happened it upon it in a store window
Was curious why that gadget being sold
In a store for women
Was curious why the women looked at me
The way they did
Following I refused to have it gift wrapped
Shoppers and employees
teenage girls giggling
Old women gasping firmly to their canes
And sales lady smiling triumphantly
From this recent sale
As if to say, hey, it's a sale
what do I care what this pervert does
To himself in his home
As long as he doesn't harm anyone else
Hey, it performs adequately
The method I utilize it
So no since getting rid of it
I will continue to use it inproperly
It was 3 times less expensive
Than the tool store
Don't we all enjoy conserving
Our megerly bit of wealth we have