Johnny And Jenny Poem by Kelvin Rush

Johnny And Jenny



Johnny and Jenny need to spend a penny
They've drunk too much orange squash
Jenny goes first she's ready to burst
She whistles cos she's quite posh

Johnny is hurting he's almost bursting
He can't hold on anymore
He wets his trousers he panics and flounders
Too late he's pissed on the floor

Kelvin Rush
Tuesday, April 2, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
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