Last Night Poem by Phil Soar

The sex was great last night I thought
It helped, the gadget that I'd bought
And the climax was explosive and ecstatic
It was all my own idea
And rather cheaper at Ikea
Than the same item I saw in random plastic

It all began in the bathroom
After showering, all too soon
I was feeling so relaxed, my love had grown
I was crouching on my knees
With no doubt a will to please
And it was better I was in there all alone!