Treasure Island

Aldo Kraas

(July 15 1964 / Sao Paulo Brazil)

LITHIUM


Look what did lithium did do the whale
Made her so fat that she could not swim
And every time I swam I got stuck
So I had to go on a little diet
And I did with the help of my trainer
And in a few weeks I lost 150 pounds and before that I was 455
So now I am 305 pounds on the way to my normal diet
But I love to swim in my pond
And if there are people around in my pool they will get splashed too
Because that is my idea of fun
And I am not a depressed while anymore
And now I can go back to perform my duties

Submitted: Thursday, March 03, 2011
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