**many A True Word...! Poem by RAJ NANDY

MANY A TRUE WORD!

Many a true word is often spoken in a jest!
So let me caution all queer and bent guys
post haste, -
That ‘consensual sex’ with someone other
than your wife,
May be construed as crime only if that partner
decides to complain!
And then you will have only yourself to blame!
An upcoming Indian actor who carried his maid
to bed,
On the plea of having ‘ consensual sex’!
Remains inside the cell even on this date!

All our ‘unnatural folks’ may kindly take note,
The great yoga Guru and healer Baba Ramdev, *-
has moved the Court,
Declaring Indian Govt’s decision as unfair!
For such introversions are not a crime but only
a mental aberration, -
Which only some people do share!
And those who want to absolve themselves of
the same,
The Guru is ready to help and there is no shame!
He can be contacted on the inter-net with ease,
The option is kept open says the Guru should
you please *!
-Raj Nandy
12 Jul 09
(* Reference ‘Times of India’ newspaper
report!)