Mary Had Six Little Lambs Poem by Alexander Shaumyan

Mary had six little lambs-
Six in all had she-
And they did some weird stuff
In their privacy.

Johnny chewed her underwear-
Such a naughty lamb-
While exposing his parts
On a video cam.

Tony was a film producer,
Shooting wild lamb chicks,
Posting them on internet
In some raunchy flicks.

Jim and Greg were real kinky-
All dressed up in drag-
There were recent centerfolds
In the Playlamb mag.

Pam and Suzie looked real nice
With their fine lamb jugs,
They were dancing for old goats
At a local club.

And when Mary was away,
All the lambs got loose,
Having wild and kinky sex,
Doing drugs and booze.

Mary had six little lambs-
Six in all had she-
And they did some weird stuff
In their privacy.


June 11,2008