Maybe If I Had Ovaries Poem by Andesikuteb yamusa

Maybe if I had ovaries,
I will take a selfie with a little touch of pink lipstick,
A little eye shadow and a nice hair.
And i will get a thousand comments on facebook and a even more followers on instagram.

Maybe if i had ovaries,
I will walk on the street and five thousand will wave me,
Five hundred will say hi,
Fifty will try to stop me,
Five will dream about me and who knows maybe someone will wet his bed thinking about me.

Maybe if i was a lady,
Plenty will steal my number,
Some will try to call me,
A few will dare to even love.

Maybe if i was a lady,
A handsome guy will visit in the morning,
A rich guy in the afternoon,
An intelligent fellow in the evening,
Most loving i will sleep in a sexy guy's arm at night.

Maybe if i was that queen,
I will always wear that crown,
Even in my sleep i will be worshipped.

I will call all the men,
Young, old, rich and poor.
I will choose among them who will warm my bed.
If i only had those ovaries,
The whole world would have been at my feet.