Merp And His Plans Poem by Prem Nizar Hameed

Merp awaits his final journey
From the day of his retirement
To maintain the relations and
The cordial ambience intact.
This is considered his Plan-A;
But, he's offered plan B this way:
'Lock safely his principles and
Liberal mind in a locker;
Imprison his tongue with parole
For moving once in a blue moon;
If possible, try to open
The mouth for food and drinks with the
Occasional yawning being
Granted on prior permission! '
A person like Merp will always
Prefer the Plan-A to Plan-B.

(Composed with 8-syllable lines)