Mole Holes Poem by Frederick Nellist

Piles of soil all over my lawn
They appeared just like magic
Suddenly it began to dawn
Invaded by moles that's tragic.

To move them so it won't hurt
I can understand their plight
Perhaps a gift a mole T shirt
Meanwhile install some light.

Big juicy worms they do eat
They say they taste fantastic
Something I won't repeat
They remind me of elastic.

Lots down there quite a stack
I've got to make a decision
If the postman they attack
I will be sent to prison.

Life span is about two year
According to some reporters
Adrian Mole no relation was
Thirteen and three quarters.

Before being sent on their way
I'll send a sweet Valentine
How can you I hear you say
I will use my fishing line.

If I wear my mole skin gear
A sign my heart will harden
Never again will they appear
All gone to next doors garden.