My Corona (The Corona Virus Song) Poem by Bryan Norton

Her name was Nola
From Hispaniola
She liked to get her fix
On Coca-Cola

She liked to coochy-coo
With everyone she knew
But when she blew her nose
Then all her friends withdrew

At Corona
Corona virus
It's the hottest spot
Inside your sinus

At Corona
We fell pell-mell
Ah ah ah
Don't feel so well

His name was Lu Gan
He came from Wuhan
He liked to dance all night
As much as you, man

He liked to socialize
With all the girls and guys
But since he caught the bug
His mouth is catching flies

At Corona
Corona virus...

Her name was Betty
She was a free spouse
She liked to play all day
In someone's tree house

But she could not survive
When you turn sixty-five
You run a higher risk
That you won't leave alive

At Corona
Corona virus...

Her name was Miley
A type of virus
I guess that's why she clogs
The human sinus

But when she caught the flu
She spread her germs to you
A way to make you sick
And make you angry too

At Corona
Corona virus
It's the hottest spot
Inside your sinus

At Corona
We fell pell-mell
Ah ah ah
Don't feel so well

Ah ah ah
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL
Ah ah ah
Ah ah!