Treasure Island

lee fones


my friends aunt (top secret)


want to tell you a secret
but i really can't
i've really got to keep it
its about my friends aunt
apparently she's funny
a proper real good laugh
apparently has hairy fanny
me mate saw it in the bath
he took a naughty photograph
the hair is really fuzzy
he's put it on the telegraph
which once was owned by buzzby
he's put it on the internet
upon housewives parade
everyone says its not correct
as it should be more concave
i've told you my friends secret
about my friend's aunt
ive yet to tell him my secret
im doing it too his aunt (sssh)

Submitted: Tuesday, July 08, 2014

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