AaI Harvey

Rookie - -9 Points (13/07/80 / Cannock)

No News - Poem by AaI Harvey

No News

Take your life with a pinch of salt;
Love sounds like a thunderbolt.
Who wants to live forever?
I'm sorry, but I don't.

Paint us a funny picture Rolf.
Bisexuality…computer games are no joke.
The coolest name is Ban Ki Moon;
So pray with me and sing a Black Sabbath tune.

What a palaver; man in mask.
Lesbians are getting prettier; men don't have sexy underpants.
Burn your bra and then take off your t-shirt.
Set yourself free, with a charge of indecency.

Gypsies travel at night; Australians have to mate.
Bring Kofi his coffee;
Make a blood oath to join the United Nations.

Pensioners call for the death penalty; euthanasia.
Save your soul and see the human before the man.
President Obama is your chosen saviour.
Hang the condemned before they are proven innocent…it's a plan.

Garden tools cum in all shapes and any size.
Britain invented the bionic arsehole;
James Bond, Royalty, Channel 5.

Another one dead at 27.
Kurt, Jimi and now Amy Winehouse.
Insomnia has become sexsomnia,
But don't let the secret out.

Senor Willy and Senorita Prakatash! ! !
The United Nations Peace Keepers use tanks.
So thanks for guns and instruments of death.
Beastiality, exploratory, analyse this!
Pass the test with a swipe of the answers,
Use mind control, in words of wisdom
And shoot all happy dancers.

(C) 2013 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.

Topic(s) of this poem: news

Form: Verse Paragraph

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Poem Edited: Sunday, May 29, 2016

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