No Room In The Orifice Poem by delilah contrapunctal.... yes, that's how I intended to spell it.........

with heart in mouth.....but wait....
there's a foot in there....firmly lodged....
space being at a premium...h'mmmmmmmm........
I said, 'h'mmmmmmmmm......
.....was mighty difficult
to say
anything intelligible, under (or over) the circumstances.....
and,
when it, the pedal part, is finally removed...
......more woes....
.I'm so far from the nearest nail salon....
that
slightly orange-ish cherry-ish red is a hue to make one cry.....
must have it....
oh, life....one extremity on the heels of another....
good gracious me...and good gracious you......who knew?