Ode To Alinchick Poem by Dean Meredith

One of the great moments
In TV history:

Alinchick & Bald & Bankrupt
What an enchanting journey
A few little adventures
Who makes who jealous?

We both read on …

So they're fishing
With two old blokes
On the Baltic or Black Sea
Or something or other

And he says
Bald & Bankrupt that is
That his arse is getting destroyed
By the 3 to 4 hours on a plank

So Alinchick says
My arse is fine
Or words to that effect
And they both start laughing

I'm killing myself
Trying not to roll around
I want to marry them, both
Mostly her, of course

She has that have a go attitude
That merry young joie de vivre
Dances beyond perfect
Kind, heart, lovely thing!