Oh! How you arrest me
WPC
Whenever you are on the beat
I have to stop and see
I think it's wonderful the way
You wear your uniform
And I need police protection, say
You'll keep me safe and warm
Take me into custody
Now you've got me sussed
Do anything you want to me
Strip search me if you must
I'm a law-abiding man
I'll do just what you say
And if you have to rough me up
Well, that'll be okay
Question me the whole night through
I've got heaps of time
I'll admit to loving you
But that's my only crime
Oh! How you arrest me
WPC
I'd love to feel the long arms of
The law surrounding me
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