Silently I crept into you room while you were gone
I knew I shouldn't be there, and that it was something wrong
I opened up your dresser drawer, and sniffed your underpants
When you turned up unexpectedly, and caught me out by chance
I tried my best to evade you, and tried to miss your stare
And then you asked me what I thought I was doing in there
I couldn't think of anything, that might warrant an excuse
Except I thought that there was an intruder on the loose
You gave a deep and lasting sigh, and asked me very plain
If there was something wrong with me, and was I quite insane
I couldn't answer readily, she gave me quite a clout
But now I know where I can go, whenever she pops out
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem