Parade Poem by Andy Caldwell

I can't break from watching the parade
an extravagant human cavalcade
where people show how stupid they are
it's like an epidemic spreading
exponentially growing
so many have it- human stupidity
and the front runners have it cold
Some try to push the envelop
While others try and cope
we've learned to keep expectations low
I like the idiots and the incompetents 
good for a laugh or two
they often hurt themselves
when they do stupid human tricks