Pinky, Perky & Porky Piggies Poem by Silly Artist

There once were 3 naughty piggies
No manners; never ever said 'Thanks'
Yet everyone knew them in town
But mainly for their horrible pranks

Perky was the youngest with weird smile
And by far he was the most unique
One day he smoked out the Turkey's house
And Gobble Jr. had nightmares for weeks

Porky the largest of the three
One day did a prank that made everyone wince
Stole some eggs and placed them by Rooster's bed
And Rooster's been speechless ever since

And finally Pinky, the most despicable of the lot
Painted the baby doves all black
So when Mama returned from the lake
She nearly had a heart attack!

So my advice to you
If you meet these naught three
Don't talk to the naughty little piggies
But instead you should flee!