Shirley Betush,
your name sounds like beer,
The kind that I drank,
in my senior year.
She likes clever fashion,
but technology sucks.
From the look of your photo,
you prol'ly like trucks.
You seem nice enough,
and have some cool taste.
But 'Applied Psychology'?
seems like a waste.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem