Summer's coming and all I see
Is lovely shaped bums in front of me
The pert, the fat, the flat, the long
Its so much fun to walk along
Just when you think you've seen it all
one comes along and you think, oh my gaud
Its not much fun when you see something so bad
Running a mile might sound quite mad
Trust me, if you were to see what I've just seen
It could turn you pale or maybe quite green
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem