They set up a blind date for me
When I was almost twenty three
My shyness held me back, when in my teens
But the girl they chose for me
Was as nervous as could be
And wore a pair of ancient Levi jeans
I wouldn't say she smelt
She was not what you'd call svelt
And the hairs under her armpits needed shaving
So I excused myself you see
Said I had to have a pee
And left her there without a single craving
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