I've weighed the pranks:
Pulling out a chair;
Flooded fairways;
Skunky beer;
Onion candy apples;
Mayo in cream-filled donuts;
Lubricating jelly in handwash;
Polyurethaning soap;
Baking soda in ketchup bottles;
Flushing while the shower's in use;
Sending a welcome card on behalf of your friend to Kingdom Hall;
Eliot was right,
Snow in April is the cruelest.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
A real entertainer by the sound of things. Hope you received plenty of laughs with no injuries. We are still enjoying Sunny April here. Sorry.....MMM!