The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 107 Poem by Flying Lemming

I am offering you the best deal
So good you wont believe its real
So great I can barely hold my excitement

It’s the latest and ready to go
Just like the advert says so
And off the price I will take 80 percent

Of course you will need the guarantee
To secure parts and labour free
With a fully comprehensive cover

And with a small sum of money
You can pay the delivery fee
That you’ll find offered by no other

You’ll also need our insurance
Which we can help you to finance
In case you find it stolen or lost

Please keep the small print from your eyes
Or else you might then realise
It’s half the price but really twice the cost