The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 121 Poem by Flying Lemming

When I woke up in my bed
A small note was by my head
In tiny writing it said
‘Good morning, my name is Fred

I’m in your head at the controls
I sit between your eyeholes
I fill a number of important roles
I guide you when you go for strolls

I help you safely on your way
Steer you right through every day
Sometimes it’s tough but I can say
So far I haven’t let you stray

But one thing that confuses me
I never have been able to see
Why your favourite activity
Is watching sports on the TV’