The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 179 Poem by Flying Lemming

If a horse is outside is it unstable
If a parachutist jumps has he explained
If you are run over while tied to the tracks does that make you well trained

Are you taught how to act by a stagecoach
Is a priest who likes spuds a chipmunk
When a sink is unwanted and thrown away, is it then called a sunk

These various puns intrigue me
One more floats round my head
If a tin can has holes so nothing stays in, is it called tin can’t instead?