The Trick Poem by james d nall,jr

I moved in a middle class neighborhood
My new corvette, in the drive, looks so good
It wasn't but a day or two you know
That I was approached by a white-trash ho'
She decided she loved me from the start
Just knew it'd warm my single-mans heart
Looking at my 'vette, she really knew
All her friends, would think she looked good in it, too
After a few weeks of lovin' and affection
Her ideas took a totally new direction
Walking in the door, she met me with a smile
'Honey, I've got something to tell you, sit awhile
Went to the doctor, a little earlier today
Surprise, baby! We've got a little one on the way! '
She was talkin' a-mile-a-minute, couldn't get a word in
Said we'd need to get married, couldn't live in sin!
Opened up a beer, poured myself three shots, Quick!
For a couple minutes there, I almost got sick
Choosing my words, ' Honey, theres something you should know,
I got myself fixed, ... about ten years ago! '
She called me a liar and an old SOB
While she was packing her clothes, I took back my keys
Down the street, she went, hopping, damn mad
Said ' I'm gone for good! ', ... damn was I glad!