The Woman I Loved Poem by Ravi Kopra

The woman I loved
Her parents married her to you
against her will

She does not love you

I will send my terrier to your home
to tear your balls off

I will dig ditches on the road
you take to work, hoping one day
you will fall into and break your neck

I will send boxes of fire crackers
by express mail to you on the day of Holi hoping
a cracker will enter your pants to burn you down

I will pray some elephant on heat gets
loose from the local zoo and finds you
on the road to trample you down

What more can I wish for you -
May you drop dead by an heart attack
May you go forever into epileptic fits
May you drown in the river holy ganges
May goddess Kali mata thrust her trident into you
May monkey god Hanuman crush you with a huge mountain
May the bird god Garuda take you to the outer space
May the death god Yamadhoota send you to eternal hell...

So that I finally marry my love.