The Zoo Poem by Phil Soar

I passed a Zoo this morning, as the sun began to rise
I peered in through the entrance gate, and much to my surprise
The chimpanzees were on their knees, and looking at the ground
There was a deathly silence, and my heart began to pound
Then as I stared upon the scene, a parrot flew right by
It made a beeline for the gate, and shit straight in my eye
The chimpanzees, got off their knees, and giggled helplessly
It seems that Zoo is not a place my kids would like to see.