Came a drunk in a lopsided flivver
I pity the poor man's liver
Not enough to be drunk
This man took a dunk
As he veered straight into the river.
Said a man just returned from the moon
I fear I have come back too soon
For I left about seven
On my journey to heaven
And here it is only noon.
A weird old woman loved cats
And outlandish broad-rimmed hats
Why should we think it odd
The old dame is quite mod
Why she even dines with her bats.
Cats and bats! ! ! Mats and hats of life! With the humour along the line. Thanks for sharing this poem with us.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Each one of these limericks is quite fun and entertaining, but I like the second one best.