To My Wealthiest Friend Poem by michael spangenberg

This is to confirm that

as of immediate effect

but not later than Thanksgivings

at AK-15 gunpoint

you've agreed to 100-year loan

the amount of $2,750,000

and 51 cents

at 0.025 compound

interest rate

to the undersigned

all his offspring, step-children

will be your divine collateral

for unexpected margin calls

possible nasty home foreclosure

please don't hesitate to call

my former lovely wives

Theresa or Michelle, one's

at No.10 (London) , the other

at 16000 Pennsylvania

Avenue (DC)

- aka the White House

September 11,2001.