Paintings, like women, should be priced
according to the number of strokes it took
to paint or gratify.
Starting with minimalism and a single
brush stroke each should be priced at
$1,000.00 accounting for the length
of experience of the artist.
The paintings also with the most strokes
who use a single hair should also be
priced at $1,000.00 per stroke.
Now let's find stroke-counter volunteers.
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