Tote'n Tilly was her name
B-B gun tote'n was her fame
She was the fastest draw on the street
Even the boys found her hard to beat
Till one day she hit the neighbors pool
By doing so, she broke the golden rule
Don't aim at something you can't fix
Or you'll be leaving yourself in a mix
So the pool sprung a leak
Then split it's seams
Out rushed the water all over the yard
Now she's known as Tilly the lifeguard
(for the swamp in the neighbor's backyard)
(12 June 2007)
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Good Lord, hope she didn't hurt herself while cracking the cement that is the foundation of the pool to begin with, , ouch! ! ! This is great, have me laughing myself to, , , , , well never mind what to.......marci. :)