Weehandsome Poem by THE HOLY POET

Weehandsome. 27th June 2012.
(Aka Eddie Fitzgerald) .

He has the gift of seeing something when there's nothing there to see
Dissecting every thought or deed to present a new idea
He'll criticise if need be with his reasoning explained
And explain it very simply, for those who've disengaged their brain.
The obvious he does not do and that quirky little mind
Is whirring ‘round relentlessly, only he knows what he'll find.
When Any Other Business is asked, well get a statement/question
And when he's done, he'll shrug and say, "It's only a suggestion"!
A meeting doesn't seem the same without weehandsome there
It only takes us half the time without our human questionnaire.
Opinions are for everyone and each should have their own
But you sometimes wish you'd shut your mouth but it's too late to atone!
If he's wrong, and he sometimes is, (God! I know he'll ask me when?)
He'll apologise profusely, then say, don't you lie again!
Amiable and quick witted, he's always worth a laugh
On his own, in company or with his perfect other half
You'll phone him, hope to have a pint but he's up watching the game
He's our wee Scarlet Pimpernel, just with another name.
So organised and punctual, he never lets you down,
Always glad to see you! ? ! And never with a frown
At the pub he's finding Heaven but Celtic Park's his Holy Grail
So I'll sign off now the way most Tims do, thank you and "Hail Hail".
The Holy Poet.