Writer's Block Poem by Sasha Julia

Why is it so hard to think?
It was easy yesterday,
Why does my brain just stop and stall?
I’m about to go insane!

All I can think of are meaningless words
Or stupid TV themes,
Help me to get rid of this writer’s block,
I’m begging on my knees!

Oh stupid brain, please wake up,
I need you to work,
Think of a poem for me,

What a pity, what a shame,
My head is full of dust and air,
It is empty I proclaim,
Why are all the lines I think of so lame?

I feel like shouting
And screaming out
“GIVE ME A RHYME, ”
With a childish pout

Oh god, this sucks,
Tell me what I can do
The words don’t work
And the rhymes are askew,

Yes, I know that made no sense
But I’ve lost my mind,
I don’t know why,
But it’s at your expense.

Oh dear, what a giant fail,
It’s impossible to tell why
This is so damn weird
My thoughts have gone stale

Well, this is getting quite long
I must be off, you see,
I have But one last line to say:
THIS SOUNDS SO GOD DAMN WRONG!