You Left Your Panties In My Car Last Night Poem by Don Juan Tenorio

You left your panties,
In my car last night.
Right there on the dashboard,
Out in plain sight.
The ones I gave you,
Last Halloween,
You know the black ones,
With the round orange things.
A cop pulled me over,
And saw them there.
And thought they were his girlfriend's,
A girl Named Clare.
He was going to give me,
A cavity search,
Till I finally convinced him,
That they were yours.
When he let me go,
I cried oh my lord.
Why'd she leave these damned panties,
On my car's dashboard.

Don Juan Tenorio