Your Mind Is In The Gutter Poem by Bryan Corbett

you can Do It in the morning
you can Do It at night
you can Do It in the dark
you can Do It in the light

you can Do It on a train
you can Do It in a plane
you can Do It in a car
but not while driving,
that'd be insane!

you can Do It here
you can Do It there
you can Do It straight
or it just might be queer

you can Do It in a church
you can Do It at work
you can Do It during lunch
if your boss is a jerk

you can Do It most anywhere
and everywhere you like
you can Do It in the snow,
the jacuzzi, or on a bike

you can Do It with a friend
you can Do It with a spouse
you can Do It with anyone
but not with a mouse

I've been talking about poetry.
And you were thinking about?