Ramona Thompson Poems

Author's note-They might be young and sometimes classified as too sexy to teach but that does not mean that they are all guilty of the crimes of which they are sometimes accused.

So think. Think before you lead another witch hunt. Maybe. Just maybe it's the student who is the guilty party for chasing after something they should have been taught from the start by a parent to never want in the first place.
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Bimbo done and went got herself sick so now I gotta jet
Run as fast and as far as I can before what I get what that no good ho's got
Empty headed little fool should have known better
All her fault that we're in this mess
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Dark rewrite/parody of the Johnny Kemp classic Just Got Paid

Just got raped, Friday night
Gang bangin', feelin' not so fine
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A rewrite/parody of Michael Bolton's How Can We Be Lovers

How can we be worhshippers if we can't be true believers
How can we be saved if our sinning never ends
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Who's Coming Out

A dark parody/rewrite of the Marvin Gaye classic What's Going On
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Rewrite/parody of the classic Pretty Woman

Lesbian woman stalkin' down my street
Lesbian woman, get away
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A dark rewrite/parody of the Boyz To Men hit I'll Make Love To You

A young woman strikes back at an arranged marriage that she does not want.
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So close
Yet so far
We could have had it all
We could have made history
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Forget cash or charge
Ramona's erotically wonderful services are 100 percent free
Entirely yours for the whole night long
Endless ecstasy from the lips of an earthbound angel to yours
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I wanna be
The morning coffee that he drinks
Slowly so slowly slipping over his tongue
Then down his throat
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