Ramona Thompson Poems

For the very sexy and talented Orlando Bloom

Oh, how I wish that someday we could meet
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An erotic parody of Whitney Houston's All The Man I Need

I used to lie myself to sleep at night
But that was before all
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(Dark parody of the classic song Solitaire. Inspired by the hit motion picture Saw)

There is a man
A man who will take away your life
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Trash, pure trash is what you are
I swear never before have I seen a company run with such incompetence
Makes me sick to the bone how your workers treat the elderly and the helpless
Empty headed bimbos answer your phones and wanna be sex offenders to sent out to your customer's homes
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Rewrite/parody of the classic Pretty Woman

Lesbian woman stalkin' down my street
Lesbian woman, get away
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A dark rewrite/parody of the Boyz To Men hit I'll Make Love To You

A young woman strikes back at an arranged marriage that she does not want.
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So close
Yet so far
We could have had it all
We could have made history
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Forget cash or charge
Ramona's erotically wonderful services are 100 percent free
Entirely yours for the whole night long
Endless ecstasy from the lips of an earthbound angel to yours
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I wanna be
The morning coffee that he drinks
Slowly so slowly slipping over his tongue
Then down his throat
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Author's note-They might be young and sometimes classified as too sexy to teach but that does not mean that they are all guilty of the crimes of which they are sometimes accused.

So think. Think before you lead another witch hunt. Maybe. Just maybe it's the student who is the guilty party for chasing after something they should have been taught from the start by a parent to never want in the first place.
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