How can I be sure that my as yet unborn babe is a demon seed?
A part of me can't be, but will still abort him or her just to be on the safe side
Lovers and mothers everywhere are bound to be agast I know
Lucky for me I've never given much thought or care to what others think
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Inspired by a character featured in the film, Hannibal
Maybe if he will let me I can start to heal the scars he carries so deep inside
A loving fellow human being's touch may truely be all that the devil needs to stir the angel hidden within
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How the hell it happens I'm not quite sure
All I know is that each and year right around this time I become pocessed
So very dreadfully taken over
Longing to unleash the darker, crueler side of my nature into being
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Rewrite of Katy Perry's Hot and Cold
Don't know what's going on lately in your mind
Kinda feelin' strange
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Note-In a sassy mood I wrote this piece. Just a joke.
It's true
Oh so true
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Rewrite of Billy Joel's classic, New York State of Mind
Some folks like to just look the other way
This time of year
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Rewrite of The Rolling Stone's I Can't Get No Satisfaction
You won't get no satisfaction
You won't get no satisfaction
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There's no such thing
Honestly all we have is the less of two evils to choose from
Every last single American must come to learn and accept that before Election Day arrives
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The very best one for the job is her
Holy and perfect virgin pure
Every other must now step aside and let her take her rightful place among the elite
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Another dark one is rising up out of the light
Demonic eyes hidden behind an angel's mask of kindness laugh at us all secretly
One thousand and one warnings signs are there
Let us not ignore them until it is too late
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